Apple Glasses fail to appear at WWDC 22 and I’m confused

Sitting under the heat California sunshine, little by little melting into my spare wooden folding chair as I listened to Apple’s WWDC 2022 keynote, I imagined, “This’ll all be truly worth it when Tim Cook dons these sweet, sweet Apple Glasses.”

But he in no way did. The Apple CEO and his assorted executives who walked us by means of all the new iOS 16, iPadOS 16, watchOS 9, macOS Undertaking, sOS (oh, hold out, I manufactured that one up) updates didn’t unveil or tease Apple augmented or combined reality glasses.